Quote Tag

You could say I was lazy. But I was just being smart.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we’re all flawed.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

When I write, I tend to twist my hair. Something for my small mind to do, I guess.

Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.