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Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer’s disease where they slowly began to recover other people’s lost memories.

In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He’s from England, he’s angry and he’s got Mad Power Disease.

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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