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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

Almost the first thing I did when I became ill was to buy a truly good television set.

I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was African-American and lived next door and went to the same church. Because then I wouldn’t have to translate.

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Humor is healing.

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A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

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If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.

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I’m not the greatest; I’m the double greatest. Not only do I knock ’em out, I pick the round.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

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