Quote Tag

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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

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I’ve been to Disneyland, like, 10 times. I’m getting really tired of Disneyland.

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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

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My wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.

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I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I’ve been playing for laughs for decades now! It’s lovely to get a laugh; it’s the best thing in the world!

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I know many writers who first dictate passages, then polish what they have dictated. I speak, then I polish – occasionally I do windows.

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The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God.

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Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.

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I’ve never had a dislike for men. I’ve been badly treated by some. But I’ve been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them.

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My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it – that fellow grows, it grows wild.

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