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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

I guess I look like a rock quarry that someone has dynamited.

I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

I think that, ah, I’m a very goofy sort of person in many ways.