Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
When someone is impatient and says, ‘I haven’t got all day,’ I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don’t retire before I go senile, then I’ll do more damage than good at that point.
Sometimes I feel like I’m a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire.
I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous – that is to say, it’s obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do.
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