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I have had all of the disadvantages required for success.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

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The secret of being a bore… is to tell everything.

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Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

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A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl.

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I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

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Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf , too old to rush up to the net.

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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

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Let’s not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse.

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