I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
Normal people… believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
I have a secret project which adds four hours every day to the 24 hours we have. There’s a bit of time travel involved.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I’ve always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost three before we got one.
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