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Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

You can’t drink too many otherwise you can’t see what you’re throwing at.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

I don’t think I’ve got bad taste. I’ve got no taste.

If you done it, it ain’t bragging.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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