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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

I go to my physical therapist to keep fighting it and one of them told me if you don’t use it, you lose it, but I know we’re on television so I won’t say what I would often say.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong , a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at , repair.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Archbishop – A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

I would rather not know about how one gets parts in movies these days.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.