Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. “Away with you,” I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.
As soon as you set foot on a yacht you belong to some man, not to yourself, and you die of boredom.
In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny – an experience I’ve never had in America!
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.
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