It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
The craziest thing I did to get a guy to notice me was going out with his best friend. It worked – he did notice me – but I don’t recommend it.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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