Quote Tag

Superman don’t need no seat belt.

Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.

I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.

They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but there’s not a lens long enough for that.

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

I love Brazilians. Brazilians ought to be made compulsory at 15.

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.