Superman don’t need no seat belt.
Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but there’s not a lens long enough for that.
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.
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