Quote Tag

All parts of the human body get tired eventually – except the tongue.

When people told me ‘It’s great to be here’, they meant at the house, not with me.

I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep people out.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

It is a culture voice, but it is a very American culture voice, and I am very used to English culture voice. So I had to work like hell to flatten those R’s.

I figure I’ll be champ for about ten years and then I’ll let my brother take over – like the Kennedys down in Washington.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

I walk into rooms and I don’t know why I’m there. I’m like, ‘Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?’