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You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

The best things in life are silly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

All the learnin’ my father paid for was a bit o’ birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant – it tends to get worse.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

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