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I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

When I retire I’m gonna bet on Wolves drawing every game. I’ll be a multi-millionaire!

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The difficulty with this conversation is that it’s very different from most of the ones I’ve had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.

Homophobia is gay.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,’ you just scream.

There is always an easy solution to every problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.