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Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

But staying awake is not real exciting for people to watch.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.

If I wrote a musical it wouldn’t be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don’t care about looking cool or posing.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.