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Golf is a good walk spoiled.

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.

It’s not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren’t doing.

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

The world is full of people who never quite get into the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world.

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