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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

The first Matrix genius, the second one, what’s up with the dancing? I haven’t even seen the third one.

I can relax in L.A. I think I’m the only person in that town who doesn’t want to act. I was an OK singer. I was an OK dancer. But acting? Never could do it.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

I’d still like to see ‘Survivor’ minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business – I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else’s foot.

Imagine people calling you to find out if you’re dead. I’ve led a real crazy life at times, and I’ve had many strange things happen to me, but that was one of the strangest.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I’ve ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.