Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It’s our only joke. Every woman knows that.
If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living.
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