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These people are amazing. It’s so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground , miss.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can’t smile, grin. If you can’t grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.

I’d like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I’m gonna be on for an hour.

Life is a dead-end street.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words ‘Monty Python’ to me. It’s not bad.

I’ve been bitten twice by snakes.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

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