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I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar paper on a roof, did ya?

If I can’t see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

I don’t really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it’s safe, and the guys don’t go to the papers and tell them what I’ve done.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I did have a lucky thing going on there in my throat.

I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.

I got to meet Mark Hamill. He signed some Star Wars posters for us. I saw the fight scenes he had. He was really into making fun of himself and Star Wars.