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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.

There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

I’m just preparing my impromptu remarks.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

You can’t drown yourself in drink. I’ve tried, you float.

He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof.

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