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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

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Both men and women are fallible. The difference is, women know it.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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I’d make a terrible practitioner of any religion in any formal setting.

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

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I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

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I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and… I believe in miracles.

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The world is made up of people who never quite get into the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.

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