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I’m the original take-orders girl.

I refused David Letterman’s proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay.

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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