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When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff.

Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?

I’ve always been this insane. Isn’t that interesting?

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw – they just end up looking like eggs, not people.

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Well, we could tell them that we’re here on an archeological expedition.

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