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Everybody loves you when you’re six foot in the ground.

If our soldiers are not overburdened with money, it is not because they have a distaste for riches; if their lives are not unduly long, it is not because they are disinclined to longevity.

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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

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How ironic, to be my last game that I ever played would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. The thing I always was afraid of was playing in a Super Bowl when it was raining. I can’t throw a wet ball.

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Whenever there are great virtues, it’s a sure sign something’s wrong.

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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

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When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

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We Americans… bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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The war against terrorism is terrorism.

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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.