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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth.

I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

The place where optimism flourishes most is the lunatic asylum.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

Why be a man when you can be a success?

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it… I can resist everything but temptation.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.