Quote Tag

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Thank God, I never was cheerful. I come from the happy stock of the Mathers, who, as you remember, passed sweet mornings reflecting on the goodness of God , the damnation of infants.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

The day that I ever become hip… please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we’re desperate not to have on the show.

Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.

I think that this is the first war in history that on the morrow the victors sued for peace and the vanquished called for unconditional surrender.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground , miss.

In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.