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I think the main reason my marriages failed is that I always loved too well but never wisely.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

I don’t believe in conventional marriage. I don’t think it’s the ultimate expression of love.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

I’ve been with the same person for a very long time but I’m just non-conventional in that way. I don’t think people need to be married. I think a lot of people need that piece of paper, but I don’t think everybody needs that to feel secure.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.