Quote Tag

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

There’s a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

They were a group of two dozen nurses completely surrounded by 100,000 unattached American men.

Pray for your mate. Ask God to soften your heart and show you ways to be a better spouse.

Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.

Basically he never went to work and didn’t have a job. Of course I thought he did. I thought he was on the phone doing business deals instead of borrowing money from people.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!