I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don’t retire before I go senile, then I’ll do more damage than good at that point.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don’t retire before I go senile, then I’ll do more damage than good at that point.
Sometimes I feel like I’m a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire.
I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous – that is to say, it’s obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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