Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.
Be Careful As I Draw You I Can Delete You.
My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth?
Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
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