At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Yes, I’m going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.
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