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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.

I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.

I abhor a hoe. I am fond of flowers but not of dirt, and had rather buy them than cultivate them.

Common sense is not so common.

I’m in so many Charles Bronson films because no other actress will work with him.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows – and china.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.